Online marketing is hard. Really hard.

If you're a business owner, you've been hearing you should put more money into online marketing. But did you know that 50% of businesses that invest in online marketing still fail? It's because they don't know where to focus, and by the time they figure it out, it's too late.

Score some tough love


Even if you're not spending a fortune on marketing, you need to know what's working and—more importantly—what's not. The Report of Pain helps you take a cold, hard look at your strengths and weaknesses.

Get a push in the right direction


You don't have time to become a marketing expert, but that's ok. The only thing the "experts" have that you don't is a playbook with best practices. We'll show you where to focus to get the best bang for your buck.

Stop throwing away cash


What good is criticism unless it comes with helpful suggestions? In addition to telling you what's wrong with your marketing, we'll show you how to improve step by step and save some serious dough.

Here's How It Works

The Report of Pain identifies where you need help by scouring the internet for details on your reviews, website performance, listings, wasted advertising spend, and more, and then it tells you exactly how to improve your marketing. Generating this report couldn't be easier. You simply...

1. Input the name and address of your business (takes 1 minute)...

2. Receive your full marketing assessment in less than a day...

3. Review the assessment and proceed with the recommendations.

What You Get

The Report of Pain consists of 1 customized marketing assessment for your business, 1 detailed guide of what to do based on your report’s results, and dozens of rebrandable marketing materials that you can use to improve your online marketing immediately.

Part I: Report of Pain


The Report of Pain is a brutally honest marketing assessment that covers: ✓ An overall grade for your business, as well as individual grades for five key areas: website, social, listings, reputation, and advertising ✓ An in-depth explanation of how you stack up against industry averages ✓ A step-by-step walkthrough of each category to pinpoint where you need the most help

Part I: Report of Pain


The Report of Pain is a brutally honest marketing assessment that covers: ✓ An overall grade for your business, as well as individual grades for five key areas: website, social, listings, reputation, and advertising ✓ An in-depth explanation of how you stack up against industry averages ✓ A step-by-step walkthrough of each category to pinpoint where you need the most help

Part II: The Ultimate Guide to Marketing Your Business Online


Once we've identified your weaknesses, this guide will tell you what to do next. It’s packed with 120 pages of step-by-step instructions that map to every part of your Report of Pain assessment. You'll never be wondering what you’re supposed to do or if you’re doing things correctly. With the Ultimate Guide to Marketing your Business Online, you'll have a playbook—a custom marketing plan—you can go back to again and again should you ever forget something or need a refresher.

Part II: The Ultimate Guide to Marketing Your Business Online


Once we've identified your weaknesses, this guide will tell you what to do next. It’s packed with 120 pages of step-by-step instructions that map to every part of your Report of Pain assessment. You'll never be wondering what you’re supposed to do or if you’re doing things correctly. With the Ultimate Guide to Marketing your Business Online, you'll have a playbook—a custom marketing plan—you can go back to again and again should you ever forget something or need a refresher.

Part III: Bonus Content


No doubt marketing is a lot of work, so you'll get tons of bonus content to make your life easier, such as... ✓ Templates to help you respond to positive and negative online reviews ✓ A "digital plumbing" guide to help you set up advertising campaigns correctly ✓ Infographics, marketing videos, and more

If a marketing provider has sold you any of the following, the Report of Pain can show you if it was effective or not.

☐ Website hosting☐ Website design / maintenance☐ Search engine optimization☐ Mobile media management☐ Online consulting & research

☐ Social media management☐ Online reputation management☐ Online review generation☐ Search engine marketing (Google and Bing ads)

☐ Online advertising☐ Display ad design☐ Listings claiming☐ Blog development☐ Site visitor analysis

How Much Does It Cost?

At $79, the Report of Pain not only gives you a detailed marketing assessment at a fraction of the price of what an agency would charge, but it also offers you over $1k in bonus resources that can be used to market your business.

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And if you order today, you'll get a free gift

In order to make this a “no-brainer”, if you order The Report of Pain today, you'll also receive a full copy of 101 Free Tools for Digital Marketing.

This exclusive guide saves you thousands of dollars in marketing software by recommending top-notch tools that don’t break the bank, including... ✓ Free stock photo sites✓ Professional design software✓ Writing tools✓ Social media tools✓ SEO and SEM tools✓ Analytics and reports✓ Productivity / time-savers This guide typically goes for $49, but it’s yours free of charge with the purchase of The Report of Pain.

Take action now and see where your marketing stands

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Still have questions?

Report of Pain Frequently Asked Questions

It’s called the Report of Pain because the results aren’t always pretty. Most business owners don’t know how bad their online marketing is until they're shown each section of the report.

The system works by identifying where your online marketing could use help. By scouring the internet for details on online reviews, poor website performance, incorrect business listings, wasted digital advertising spend, and more, the report provides data-backed suggestions on how to improve your presence.  Once you know what’s wrong, you can follow a step-by-step guide to strengthen your marketing foundation.

The Report of Pain covers the five key pillars of successful local marketing, as identified by Google: listings, website, social media, reviews, and advertising.

1 Report of Pain for your business1 Ultimate Guide to Marketing Your Business Online10+ Pieces of bonus content, including templates, checklists, and moreBonus access to “101 Free Tools for Digital Marketers”

Ask yourself this question: have any of the marketing providers you’ve worked with ever taken the time to fully assess your business’s needs from a holistic perspective, told you what’s not working, told you how to correct your problems step by step, and proven that all of their suggestions have worked? If not, then you will benefit from the Report of Pain system.

You will go through 3 steps, as follows: 1. Input the name and address of your business (takes 1 minute).2. Receive your full marketing assessment in less than a day.3. Review the assessment and proceed with the recommendations.

The signup process takes less than one minute, and you should receive your full assessment within a day. Get started here: https://gumroad.com/l/eCLP

Yes. There is a prompt refund given for up to ten days, no questions asked.

No, you’re never too old to learn online marketing. But don’t take it from me—watch this fifty-second video and then ask yourself the same question again.

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